January 2010
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The Big Issue
Funny conversation with this man in work today, it wasnt exactly like this but it’s hard to recall everything…
Man: Do you do Polo?
Me:Nah Dont think so, who is it by?
Man:Ralph Lauren
Me:No sorry
Man:Which ones do you like
Me:Umm(points to Cool Water)
Man:Oh yeh i used to use this one ( proceeds to spray loads on)
Man: A lot of them are in the name, like, for the girls, I was hoping...
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“Eating pork improves your sex life. I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat...”
– Christina Fernandez, President of Argentina and her attempt at boosting the countries pig industry
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Viva La Democracy!
I have just voted in the Lyngford By- Election to fill a vacant council seat.
Happened because the councillor disappeared for 6 months, whilst claiming 3 grand in expenses.
I voted for the Labour candidate Martin Jevon, who has no hope of winning, but I’m happy I’ve taken part in the process all the same. :)
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“Last night I had the strangest dream
I ever dreamed before
I dreamed the world...”
– Ed Mccurdy Last Night I Had the Strangest Dream
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He's Barack Obama
Obama’s presidency is now one year old and I remember watching the inaugural address a year ago on TV, which seems like yesterday.
I remember talking to people a year ago, and the main thing they seemed to say was something like ” He will be assassinated soon”.
I’m glad that hasn’t happened, and I’m glad his policies are putting a stick up the ass of people...
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“To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
– Albus Dumbledore :)
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Were you there?
When I needed a neighbour Were you there, were you there? When I needed a neighbour Were you there? And the creed and the colour And the name won’t matter Were you there? I was hungry and thirsty Were you there, were you there? I was hungry and thirsty Were you there? And the creed and the colour And the name won’t matter Were you there? I was cold, I was naked Were you there, were...
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“We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have...”
– Abraham Lincoln
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Water of Life!
Have you heard the raindrops drumming on the rooftops’? Have vou heard the raindrops dripping on the ground? Have you heard the raindrops splashing in the streams And running to the rivers all around? There’s water, water of life, Jesus gives us the water of life; There’s water, water of life, Jesus gives us the water of life; There’s a busy workman digging in...
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